20 OF THE BEST DAD JOKES, JUST IN TIME FOR FATHER'S DAY!
If you’re up for a laugh and some light entertainment this Father’s Day, you’ve come to the right place. Keep scrolling for a hand-picked selection of 20 the corniest Dad jokes and one-liners around.
You’re welcome!
"Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?"
"Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels!"
"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.'"
"What's the best thing about Switzerland?"
"I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."
"I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady."
"What kind of car does an egg drive?"
"A yolkswagen."
"What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?"
"A meltdown."
"I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know..."
"What country's capital is growing the fastest?"
"Ireland. Every day it's Dublin."
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity." It's impossible to put down!"
"Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?”
“He won the 'no-bell' prize."
"You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine."
"What does garlic do when it gets hot?"
"It takes its cloves off."
"I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me."
"How does the moon cut his hair?"
"Eclipse it."
"Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!"
"If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?"
"An iWitness."
”My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall” to her. I said maybe…”
“What did Tennessee?”
“The same thing as Arkansas.”
“My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I realised when I got home that I had picked 7up.”
And last, but certainly, not least….
"It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa."